:saturday:
i cant improve on saturday..
so..im changing it..

:sunturday:
dis wil b another saturday..but i will
also hav aimless quality of a sunday..

:monturday:
u cant get all ur fun juz 2 saturdays..
so..dis is a bonus third...

:weeekdays:
nobody likes weekdays..
(dats y they're called "weak days")
lets get them all over it..

:friday:
ok..its weekday..
but friday are very important for
planning ur saturday...

:fridaynightday:
dis is an entire day dats nothing
but friday night all day long..